UE and I were discussing the logistics of sending prints of her new design and I suggested she look for mailing tubes from the wholesaler store where we buy other shipping supplies. So she went to the website to look for mailing tubes and this is what happened.
UE: Oh, free offers.
Me: Mm-hmm
UE: OH MY GOD!
Me: What?
UE: I NEED THIS!
Me: What is it?
UE: Look!
Me: … you have to buy an Industrial Pallet Truck to get that.
UE: Buy me a pallet truck!